Bath Time Aficionado Gifts

Tortoise taking a bath in his shell.

Hitch hiker in a robe with a sign for 'Bath'

Clean Sweep

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

"I said he should exercise more, so he bought a walk in bath."

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

Rubber Duck??

'More bubbles!'

'Put some more cold in then.'

Man surprised to see 3 feet in his bath

Political Pig

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

Contortionist

"You spoil that child!"

'You needn't think you're coming in here with that.'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'