Bath Time Aficionado Mugs

Tortoise taking a bath in his shell.

Hitch hiker in a robe with a sign for 'Bath'

Clean Sweep

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.

"I said he should exercise more, so he bought a walk in bath."

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

Rubber Duck??

'More bubbles!'

'Put some more cold in then.'

Man surprised to see 3 feet in his bath

Political Pig

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

Man going through a car wash in a bath tub.

Contortionist

"You spoil that child!"

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.