Bath Aficionado Mugs

"I can give you the tools, but you have to do the work yourself."

'You spend far too much time in that bath !'

Jacuzzi

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

This won't fix everything.

'Your bath's ready, dear. You may want to run some cold water before you get in'.

Anicent culture mathematician playing in bath in view of woman

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Tub Canyon

'Uh oh, looks like we've got weekend guests.'

Loofah Lady

"Are you going to sulk all day?"

"Edna, have you fallen asleep in the bath again?"

"I'm Vinnie. I hear you got a little problem you want taken care of?"

Working from home

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

The Tragedy of Prosperity

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."