Bathing Aficionado Gifts

'Sylvia! Sylvia!! Go easy with the bubble-bath!'

"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."

Man having a bath using elephant trunk shower.

"Ex-Foliate!"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Sunbathers.

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Beach flirting

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Duck in a bathtub

"How?"

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning