Bathing Aficionado Gifts

'Sylvia! Sylvia!! Go easy with the bubble-bath!'

"The guy in the cubicle next to yours wants to know if you took one of the rubber ducks that were all in a row on top of his monitor."

Man having a bath using elephant trunk shower.

"Ex-Foliate!"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Sunbathers.

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Beach flirting

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Duck in a bathtub

"How?"

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath