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Queen Victoria at Osborne Bay.

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

How to recover from a bad day

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.