Bathing Aficionados Gifts

Queen Victoria at Osborne Bay.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Loofah Lady

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge',

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

How to recover from a bad day

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Kid's Driving You Crazy?