Bath Lover Gifts

Bubble & Squeak.

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

How Tortoises Bathe.

A reasonable time for concern.

Hand Car Wash.

'Ahhh. Nothing like a hot soak after a day of kissing princesses.'

'A wine cellar in the bathroom... Could my husband actually be right about something?'

Joe's romantic evening suddenly came to an end.

"Yeah, finding an oasis to drink from would be good, but boy, finding one big enough to have a long, cold bath in would be Heaven!"

"Don't forget to clean behind your ear!"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath