Quirky Bath Lover Gifts

Walk in bath.

'So how are we doing - my soak-master of the tub?'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"I love you, you big fool."

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'