Quirky Bath Lover Gifts

Walk in bath.

'So how are we doing - my soak-master of the tub?'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Bagpipes in the bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'