Quirky Bath Bather Gifts

Man in Bath with Laptop and Bird.

Club Antisocial

I did it my way.

Bathing the dog

The Origami Society...

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Bagpipes in the bath.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

Bathing.

'Group hug anyone?'

The Sun Bather

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"I usually work in snow."

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

Lovers sharing a bath.

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

The Old Woman who lived in a Shoe's Beachside Place.

Especially for YOU! - Free Valentine hugs.

'Is this the open house?'

Relaxing in the pool.

Salvador Dali in the morning.

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

Downcycling with Debbie

Deep Fat Fryer: 'Did you find the foot-spa, dear?'

Man squeezing a sausage out of his hot dog roll

Walk in bath.

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

"Put those boobs away, miss. You can't go around without your shirt."

To sing up for premium commercial-free sounds of the ocean, log onto ...

'So you like the sweater? It's my own design and I knitted it myself using my sister Shirley!'