Playful Bather Gifts

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Club Antisocial

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'More bubbles!'

Bathing the dog

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

New Twenty Blades

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How to recover from a bad day

Scotsman in the bath...

Water power.

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'