Playful Bather Pillows

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Club Antisocial

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Bathing the dog

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How to recover from a bad day

New Twenty Blades

Scotsman in the bath...

Water power.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"