Playful Bath Lover Pillows

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bagpipes in the bath.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.