Bath Lovers Pillows

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

'You look uptight - say, how about a nice hot bath?'

"We're out of towels."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Loofah Lady

Bagpipes in the bath.

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

I love bathtime.

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."