Bath Lovers T-Shirts

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."

'You look uptight - say, how about a nice hot bath?'

"We're out of towels."

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Duck in a bathtub

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'