Playful Bath Lover T-Shirts

"I want to do a juice cleanse. How many juice boxes will it take to fill up the bathtub?"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Bagpipes in the bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Shy goalie smiles under umbrella in victory downfall of streamers

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

Call it Tough Love.

Duck in a bathtub

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

An inspiration of inventors - "Eureka!"

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'