Blissful Bather Pillows

Relaxing in the pool.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Club Antisocial

'More bubbles!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

Scotsman in the bath...

New Twenty Blades

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

How to recover from a bad day

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Monk on the beach

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath