Blissful Bather Mugs

Relaxing in the pool.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Club Antisocial

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'More bubbles!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Bagpipes in the bath.

Loofah Lady

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

New Twenty Blades

How to recover from a bad day

Scotsman in the bath...

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Water power.

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Monk on the beach

'Blackie, why can't you your tongue like everyone else?'

Shower curtain call.

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath