Festive Bather Mugs

Christmas singing in the bath

Club Antisocial

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

Shower curtain call.

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Bathing.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

How to recover from a bad day

Santa School.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

Lovers sharing a bath.

"What? No Vanilla?"

Dirty Old Man

'Have you seen my lucky shower cap?'

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

Psychiatric Hogwash...

'Is this the open house?'

'Which colony do you belong to buddy?'

While Carmen worked late in here stuffy cocina, Papi was shopping at la Tienda de Tina.

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

Relaxing in the pool.

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas..."

Bathing Flowers.

A man has died while having a shower and has turned up in Heaven naked and not amused.

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

Nutcracker