Festive Bather Pillows

Christmas singing in the bath

Club Antisocial

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Bagpipes in the bath.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

Bathing.

Santa School.

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

How to recover from a bad day

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"It's only sexy if the faucet isn't on your side."

"What? No Vanilla?"

Dirty Old Man

'Have you seen my lucky shower cap?'

Psychiatric Hogwash...

"We're having cocktails, you should come by!"

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

'Is this the open house?'

Relaxing in the pool.

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

Bathing Flowers.

"It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas..."

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

Actualities - Having at last found a way of passing the summer of 1857 pleasantly

'Which colony do you belong to buddy?'

A man has died while having a shower and has turned up in Heaven naked and not amused.

While Carmen worked late in here stuffy cocina, Papi was shopping at la Tienda de Tina.

Pumice Stone Accidents.