Flower Bather Mugs

Bathing Flowers.

Club Antisocial

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Say it with flowers

"Get out of my face!"

Raining

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Industrial Beautification van

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Camomiletherapy

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bathing.

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

Undertaker's Flower Box.

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

'Your wife was very hot in bed last night.'

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"What? No Vanilla?"

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'