Flower Bather Gifts

Bathing Flowers.

Club Antisocial

Gardener

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Get out of my face!"

Say it with flowers

Raining

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bagpipes in the bath.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Shower curtain call.

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Industrial Beautification van

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Camomiletherapy

Bathing.

'Of course, they're healthy - they listen to me far better than my patients do.'

The two men under the clock waiting for their girls.

Undertaker's Flower Box.

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'All right, guys, I got it, you forgot about me… didn't you?'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

'Your wife was very hot in bed last night.'

"Forget-me-nots! Wait. Didn't I get these last week? Who gave these to me? Wait. Why did I come in here?"

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'