Bird Bath Enthusiasts Gifts

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"You calm down."

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Bird Bath.

Penguin suit fitting.

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'It's a chicken.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'Too dressy?'

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

'What, not even a kiss first?'

'Come on, you heard the rooster: It means it's bedtime for you!'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."

'I don't feel like there is anything to sing about.'

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

'He's got your breath.'