Bird Bath Enthusiast Gifts

'Ew! A plaster!'

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

Bird Bath.

'The bird bath is broken.'

"Wow, you really get a lot of birds in your bird bath!"

"Men."

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bird Bath.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Estate Agents.

Woodpecker House

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

'If you just like watching them bathe then yes, something is wrong with you.'

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

'What the... they raised our property tax assessment 21 percent because we added a birdbath!'

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

'Purple Martin Condos'

Bates Motel Birdhouse

Finally, after years of fruitless searching, McAngus spotted a pair of pin-striped investment bankers in their natural habitat.

"I've kept my socks on, Mum, because I already washed my feet yesterday."

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?