Bird Bath Observer Gifts

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

Where there's a will

'If you just like watching them bathe then yes, something is wrong with you.'

A Symphony of Penguins

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Do me next."

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Cat in a tank...

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Polluted geese

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Duck Hunt

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

How about going easy on the carbs

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."