Bird Bath Curator Gifts

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

bird interprets modern art

"Lovely dovetail."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Caliologist

Bird Bath.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

'If you just like watching them bathe then yes, something is wrong with you.'

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

"Look, told ya – it’s a Romney poster!"

"Trick or Tweet!"

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Airbnb

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Bird Bath.

Bob's Apartment

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

'For rent'

Autumn: The Earth's axis begins to tilt away from the sun. The nights grow longer and the daisies grow shorter.

'What on earth made you think of growing water melons in the bath Henry?'

Birdwatchers looking at a birdhouse filled with houseplants.

Where there's a will

Bird bath pool toys.

Animal Preserve. Director's Office. I've been demoted from the primate house to the bird sanctuary. You've been sent back to the Mynahs!

'You'd thing that the least he would do while we're gone is to paint the place!'

Bird house on fire

Bird at Birdbath

"Men."

"Wow, you really get a lot of birds in your bird bath!"

'The bird bath is broken.'