Bird Bath Aficionado Gifts

Bird at Birdbath

Bird bath pool toys.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Loofah Lady

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

Bird Bath.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

Bathing.

Bathing and Showering.

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

"He looks so relaxed."

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

How to recover from a bad day

"Try not to ruin the mood by thinking about how much water we're wasting."

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

"No, I don't think you're growing a gill."