Birdbath Enthusiast Gifts

No Diving.

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"Are you kidding me?! It's a communal bath, I'm not getting in there! When do you think they last changed the water?!"

"For goodness sake, the water is not that cold: get in!"

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Woman in a bathtub.

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."