Birdbath Enthusiasts Gifts

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Baby Hairstyles.

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Duck in a bathtub

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

Birdbath & Beyond

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

'What the... they raised our property tax assessment 21 percent because we added a birdbath!'

Queen Victoria at Osborne Bay.

Kid in tub: 'I'm trying root beer shampoo.'

"I've kept my socks on, Mum, because I already washed my feet yesterday."

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

Bird Bath.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

Doing our bit to save the planet.

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

"We're out of towels."

Once again, someone has taken all the little soaps and shampoos.

Lady who is too large to fit into her bath

"He just bought the water rights."

Tunnel of Loofah

Ghosts in the Bath

"This is our delux model."