Birdbath Humorist Gifts

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

"Men."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Batman tissue dispenser.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

The Rural Bidet...

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Duck in a bathtub

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Soap recovery Ship in bath

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"Look at it this way, dear, if our bodies are 80% water, then you’re not fat, you’re flooded."

A plunger in an outhouse

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

Religious toilets.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'