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"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

"Men."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

His & hers towels.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

Soap recovery Ship in bath

"Yeah, hello travel agent, Danger Noodle needth getaway."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Duck in a bathtub

The Rural Bidet...

'I say, it would be ever so nice if you could hand me my rubber ducky'.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Crossword bathroom tiles.

"Have you noticed Carl never leaves the field to go to the bathroom?"

'I thought from the noises when you're in ours we already had one.'

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

How can you have 800 megabytes of memory and not remember to put the seat down?

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

A plunger in an outhouse

Religious toilets.