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"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

Bathing and Showering.

How to recover from a bad day

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"No, I don't think you're growing a gill."

Dog brings pipe,paper and slippers to man in bathtub.

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.

'She never stays mad at me for long.'