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'What the... they raised our property tax assessment 21 percent because we added a birdbath!'

"This is our delux model."

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

Baby Hairstyles.

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Kid's Driving You Crazy?

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

How to recover from a bad day

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.