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"This is our delux model."

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

How to recover from a bad day

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Kid's Driving You Crazy?