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"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"We need to make some cuts. We’ll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"I'd heard banks were reluctant to give businesses money - but I didn't think it was this bad..."

"We were already in this room—I remember that hideous Renoir."

"Wait, sir. It's a new banking regulation -- You can't leave without depositing something."

Foreclosure.

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

'Usury' is not a pretty word, Mr. Williams.

"Oh, come on. Live a little. It's liberating."

'They're the only people getting any money from banks these days.'

EU bank restructure.

"This is our delux model."

'You have been pre-approved for another credit card.'

"I love this time of year when the leaves hide the empty burger boxes, beer cans, chocolate wrappers..."

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

birdbath

"He just bought the water rights."

"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."

No more dadburn bailouts!

"I get no kick from champagne."

"Are you kidding me?! It's a communal bath, I'm not getting in there! When do you think they last changed the water?!"

No Diving.

"Men."

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