Birdbath Aficionados Pillows

When did THAT go in?

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Duck in a bathtub

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Bathing and Showering.

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

How to recover from a bad day

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Dog brings pipe,paper and slippers to man in bathtub.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

"No, I don't think you're growing a gill."

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

"Ghah, I forgot to add the cold water."

'Well he didn't get it from my side of the family'.