Birdbath Enthusiast Pillows

No Diving.

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"Are you kidding me?! It's a communal bath, I'm not getting in there! When do you think they last changed the water?!"

"For goodness sake, the water is not that cold: get in!"

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Baby Hairstyles.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Woman in a bathtub.

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

'Soak too long in the tub, dear?'

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"I'm up to my neck in something at the moment, can I give you a zoom call this afternoon."