Bird Bath Enthusiast Pillows

'Ew! A plaster!'

Bird Bath.

'The bird bath is broken.'

"Wow, you really get a lot of birds in your bird bath!"

"Men."

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bird Bath.

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

"We figured why not make some money while we migrate south."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Woodpecker House

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Estate Agents.

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

'If you just like watching them bathe then yes, something is wrong with you.'

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

'Purple Martin Condos'

Bates Motel Birdhouse

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

Kid in tub: 'I'm trying root beer shampoo.'

"I've kept my socks on, Mum, because I already washed my feet yesterday."

Black and white version "Never forget a face, same telephone wire, Hitchcock film, what was it called?