Bird Bath Fanatic Pillows

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

'More bubbles!'

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bird Bath.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Estate Agents.

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Woodpecker House

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

'If you just like watching them bathe then yes, something is wrong with you.'

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

'Purple Martin Condos'

Bates Motel Birdhouse

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

'So how are we doing my soak-master of the tub?'

Bird Bath.

'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"Today: Meet the goldfinch 3-5 p.m."