Bird Bath Fanatic Pillows

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

'More bubbles!'

Fishing for Birds

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Bird Bath.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"Last week, the orioles were passing out Baltimore catechisms. This week, it's the cardinals doing baptisms."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'It wasn't any good for spells but it makes a great jacuzzi!'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

Estate Agents.

Woodpecker House

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

A bird house is all that remains of a forest.

'If you just like watching them bathe then yes, something is wrong with you.'

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

'What the... they raised our property tax assessment 21 percent because we added a birdbath!'

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

'Purple Martin Condos'

Bates Motel Birdhouse

Bird Bath.

'So how are we doing my soak-master of the tub?'

"Just how long has Murray been retired?"

Migratory Bird Decides Not to Migrate.

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

'I told you it wouldn't fit through the door!'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'