Bird Bath Designer Gifts

Bird Bath.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

Knight using the men's bathroom.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

"We could add a wobbly seat and lid that the idiots, er, customers would think they have to replace - at a premium, of course."

"We've only got one parrot remember."

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Computer birdhouse.

A man has wind turbines in his bath

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

A bird in a bird bath uses a shower massager.

'If you just like watching them bathe then yes, something is wrong with you.'

Birdhouse Apartments

The Angry Squirrel Shakes His Fist.

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).