Bird Sanctuary Designer Gifts

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Fishing for Birds

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Now what?'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Caliologist

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Bird Bath.

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Estate Agents.

Woodpecker House

Computer birdhouse.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).