Bird Sanctuary Designer Pillows

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Fishing for Birds

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Bird Bath.

Caliologist

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

A robin building a nest in a discarded box that held a commercially bought bird box

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

Estate Agents.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

"We've only got one parrot remember."

Woodpecker House

Computer birdhouse.

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

"Damn thing's supposed to be attorney-proof."

Cuckoo bird to caged bird: 'I cuckoo every hour! Is it any wonder I'm a little crazy?'

Bird building a nest under a bird box rather than in it

Lady feeding birds from her car.

Birdhouse: Bank Owned - Foreclosure/Sale.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).