Bird Feeder Architect Pillows

'Dude...you don't have to bust through it like that!'

'Try no. 179 - fresh, instant, none of this packaging.'

'You should see the bird feeder I built, it's 100% squirrel proof.'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Now what?'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Bird Bath.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Pass that."

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'It's always the same design. I wish he'd get a more imaginative set of house plans.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

Man and boy looking at a birdhouse they have just built. It has a vacancy sign outside it like a motel.

'Another DIY enthusiast methinks...'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"We've only got one parrot remember."

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'If it happened at your birdhouse, your homeowner's insurance should cover it.'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Poe at the Park