Garden Bird Feeder Pillows

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

How about going easy on the carbs

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Pass that."

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Rumor has it you're not a pigeon."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

Feathered frenzy

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

"Give us this day our daily bread..."

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

Humming Bird's Hum.

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Old man sharing a picnic with birds

'It won't do you any good. I just don't have any more peanuts.'

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

Man On Park Bench Feeding Birds And A Drone.

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

All of a sudden Roger remembered... he had forgotten to feed Bobo!

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'