Bird Feeder Aficionado Pillows

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"He must be ancient."

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Did you get my tweet?"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Geese's Thoughts.

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Egyptian Football

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Pass that."

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

'We should talk more.'

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

'Are you going to do anything about that thieving magpie?'

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

'My assistant Mr. Bird can tell you what I think of you much better than I as your boss could do.'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

"Who's Next ?"

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'Bird menu.'

"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

"HEY!" (Bird mistakes udder for a worm).

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'