Bird Feeder Enthusiast Pillows

'I didn't say a squirrel was on our bird feeder again...I said Earl was on our bird feeder again!'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

'Take me to your feeder.'

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'You know too much!'

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Canada Goose Jackets

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"I'm all for pushing them out of the nest, but maybe next time we could wait till they hatch."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Spring Training

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'