Bird Feeder Engineer Pillows

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

"Pass that."

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."

A man with a bird perched on his finger.

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Humming Bird's Hum.

"He does impressions too!"

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

'They're getting away...They're getting away!'

'She lithpth!'

Poe at the Park

Bird watching TV

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

"Take us to your feeder."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

"The fools don't realize that what I do is political commentary."

Making a mess of fish.