Bird Feeder Detective Pillows

A man walking his dog sees a mysterious figure with bird feet feeding pigeons.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

"Pass that."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'Look at this! The little critters are not asexual after all!'

'Check you house for termites, Lady?'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

"Wanted"

"That bird looks just like your drone."

Poe at the Park

"My tactic is to feed the squirrels so much they're too fat to climb the bird feeder."

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

"Ah, that looks like the fellow, it's the walk - dead giveaway."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"It's not intended to be an exotic plant garden...it's where we used to have the bird feeder."

"Take us to your feeder."

Death in park

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

'Take me to your feeder.'

Don't forget the birds - they are having a hard time of it.

"Keep your eye on him."