Bird Feeder Warriors Pillows

Polly txt speak

Foster failure

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

The last Passenger Pigeon

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"Pass that."

Paralegal eagle.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"The groceries are in the car."

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'Look...it's almost empty! Those pesky birds need to quit stealin' the food out of this squirrel feeder!'

Earth Reset Button.

'Before you attack, may I ask you to ensure that my twelve defenceless, soon to be starving kids, get my will?'

"It's the vulture app. It appears when my phone battery is about to die."

'Too-Wit-Woola-Bool-Kerla-Bam-Boo!'

"Take us to your feeder."

Polly Clinic.

Peacekeeping?