Bird Feeder Whisperer Pillows

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Polly txt speak

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Quick, start the car!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

Gardener

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Dog Dreams

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'You know too much!'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'