Poultry Whisperers Pillows

"When you people start working eggs into the conversation, it's really code for something else,right?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

I guess she had other plans for you.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Hush puppy.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

Collies Without Borders

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Raised by Dogs

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"This never happened."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"