Chicken Whisperers Pillows

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"It get it – you're hungry."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Biofelineism

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Children's Feast.

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Litter Tray Training

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Cats and gardens.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Damn! - I slept right through my afternoon nap today. . ."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Unemotional Support Animal