Chicken Whisperers Gifts

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

Biofelineism

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Cat Towels

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Children's Feast.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Cat Reunion

Cats and gardens.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Litter Tray Training

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Unemotional Support Animal